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Joke of the Day

"Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom? There was a loo tenant inside."

"Can all 16gb iPhone users send a screenshot of their storage page? No sorry I don't have enough storage to take a screenshot."

"Why did China write such a shit constitution? Because two Wongs can't make a right!"

"Three ways to get something done Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it."

"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."

"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"

"""Room service? Send up a larger room."""

"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."

"It's amazing that no one at this swim up bar has had to go to the bathroom in the last three hours."

"What is 6.9? A good time ruined by a period."