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Joke of the Day
"Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer? Because he kept calling ""One Love"""
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"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus."
"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."
"Congratulations to Donald Trump winning the presidency... May his global impact be as tiny as his hands"
"What do you call Keanu Reeves when he served under Hitler? A Neo Nazi."
"Oh Thursday, you teasy bitch you."
"I've just discovered that I'm allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it."
"Did you hear the one about Sodium? Na"
"A dad sits down with his son for a talk Dad says to his son, ""Hey, if you don't quit masturbating you're gonna go blind!"" Son says, ""Dad I'm over here..."""
"[marriage counseling] Wife: I just wish he wasn't so clingy Husband: YOU KNEW I WAS A BARNACLE, LINDA"