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Joke of the Day
"What not to ask a gynecologist when seeking dating advice. What do you look for in a woman?"
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"""I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."" Friend: ""What did he say."" Me: ""You're fired."""
"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
"English is not my first language but I think my boss appreciates me He always says I am this functional!"
"I was going to do a Liam Neeson joke, but I feel like the best ones have already been taken."
"lol so good https://soundcloud.com/yung-palmtree"
"me:(nervously) so I gotta fight one of these things? zookeeper: what? no me: I choose...the polar bear zookeeper: why would you choose that"
"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
"Facebook is a big party where the host is in a back room going through all the coats."
"What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?"