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Joke of the Day
"What do Canadians say after a prayer in church? Eh-men"
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"Some kid just threw a bottle of milk at me HOW DAIRY! His behaviour was udderly disgusting. It just skimmed my head."
"A few dad jokes a customer told me. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? Meet Patty."
"Him: why doesn't anyone want me? Me: I want you. Him: why doesn't anyone else want me?"
"I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?"
"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."
"Beastiality is wrong. Neigh means neigh."
"Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!"
"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."
"I don't like drug tests... They're not my cup of pee."