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Joke of the Day

"An unfortunate blind date. that's the last blind date I go on. She turned up. hit me with her cane then her dog bit me. It was like she couldn't even see."

"All your responses must be oral, okay? Q: ""What school did you go to?"" A: ""Oral."""

"Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him ""How can I buy the New York Times?"" He replies ""Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it."

"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"

"Why are kids with DS getting elected prom kings and queens? Either way, they're going down in history."

"So, saw a couple of transgenders dressed up as super-heroes.. May be Ex-Men"

"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."

"In successful relationships, no one wears the pants."

"How does a mom in West Virginia know her daughter is on her period? Her son's dick taste weird"

"[wedding reception] DAVE IS HAVIN A SEIZURE Paramedic: How long has he been having convulsions? IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING"