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Joke of the Day
"I received this computer for Christmas yesterday. I'm already ashamed of the things it has seen."
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"The human body is 70% water and 30% land"
"Woman's Rights"
"What do you call a Norse god after a workout? Thor"
"Why don't fairies live under toadstools? Because there's not mushroom!"
"Why are sandwiches better in space? They are always a bit METEOR!"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"
"Me: [walks up to boss] *SLAP* Boss: WTH?! Me: It's Natl Bully Month Boss: No, it's Natl Bully PREVENTION Month! Me: well this is awkward"
"Jack and coke don't go together because Jack is a recovering addict."
"Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!"