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Joke of the Day
"Son: Dad I'm fucking serious! Dad: well I'm fucking your mother."
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"How do you think bus driver interviews go? Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!"
"Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it's gone."
"I'm Not A People Person, Or A Morning Person, Or An Evening Person, Or A Going-Out Person, Or A Staying-In.. I'm Not Even Sure I'm A Person."
"3 words, 8 letters. I wanna hear you say it I am Groot."
"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"
"Why was the horse farmer arrested? He was raising a colt."
"Why don't women wear skirts in San Fransisco? Because their balls would show."
"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"
"Calling someone a ""protestor"" is now racist... Yupp. That's a real joke."