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Joke of the Day
"Why is there no market for white tires? Because black tires makes your car run faster"
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"What do you call a deer... without eyes? No eye deer. without eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. without eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."
"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another 1."
"*posts selfie with full makeup and 3 filters* Caption: I'm so sick, I feel like dog crap & I look sooooo gross"
"Apparently, women only enjoy a nice romantic breakfast in bed when they know how you got in their house."
"What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!"
"A magic tractor drives down the road.. and turns into a field"
"What do a communist and communism itself have in common? Neither one works."
"I like my women the way... I like my wine...12 years old and in the cellar."
"Reposts. What is the only thing that the r/Jokes community hates more than punchlines in the title?"