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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane."
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"I was just knocked off my bike by a stationary truck. The driver gave me a couple of sketch pads and some really cool pens to apologise."
"Baby, let's stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise."
"I'd be less introverted if the conversations in my head weren't better than the conversations I have with other people."
"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"
"My wife told me to stop making holocaust puns today Im telling Jew i did Nazi that coming"
"What's the difference between God and Donald Trump? God doesn't think he's Donald Trump"
"I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they."
"I slept with a Blind Girl She kept telling me how huge my cock was but I'm pretty sure she was just pulling my leg."
"In light of all the Irish jokes I see on here...what's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."