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Joke of the Day
"Dream carefully, because dreams come true."
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"Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick's Day. Chipotle manager: It's St. Patrick's Day?"
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"WIFE: omg Will Smith's son, Jaden, is dead ME: where'd you see that? W: Facebook M: I'm pretty sure that's a hoax W: no Facebook is real"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and kept in the freezer."
"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."
"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."
"Why is there so much tension in Iraq? They Haven't Broke the Isis yet."