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Joke of the Day
"What comes after 69? Neither Alan Rickman nor David Bowie"
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"Ever hear of that cat turned vegan because of its vegan owner? Probably not, she died."
"My wife claims to be very good at yoga... but I think she's just a poser."
"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"
"I'm not a god. I'm a regular guy who just happens to be immortal and perfect in every way. There's a difference."
"My ex-wife is a Virgo... But to me, she'll always be a Cancer..."
"What do you call someone who masturbates on a plane? A highjacker"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer and a mop."
"McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in the wrong stuff that they gave you at the 2nd window."
"Apparently there is a bipartisan push in the US senate to legalize marijuana for arthritis treatment So in other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."