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Joke of the Day

"I just did one of those ""what noun are you"" quizzes... and I got ""pedantic"", which is an adjective."

"Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn, playing with her puddin' Oops. I thought I was searching redtube. Sorry 'bout that."

"Had to fire my personal Trainer. He dint do squat."

"I'm going to run a 5K to Finland. When you enter the country it will be the Finnish line."

"My neighbour came back home drunk and has been knocking at his door for over 3hours now. But he stays alone, should i go and tell him that he is not around?"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world... those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Said ""large"" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting ""Venti, Venti, Venti!"" and a mass suicide occurred."

"if your partner has her time of the month this or next week it will be the christmas period"

"My wife is an angel. Bob and Harry are fishing one day.... Bob.... ""How's your wife been?"" Harry....""She's an angel, how about yours?"" Bob....""Egh, mine is still alive."""

"Farting is your ass referring to itself in the turd person."