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Joke of the Day

"On Jeopardy This is the largest mammal in the animal kingdom. *leans into mic* ""Who is, your mother?"""

"Tossed and turned all night. I gotta stop moisturizing with salad dressing."

"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."

"Considering I'm broke, I wonder if she'll let me be her sugar-free daddy."

"Chasing the American dream... does not count as exercise."

"What did one sperm say to the other? How are we gonna find an egg in all this shit?!"

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"In honor of today, ""Knock Knock..."" Whose there? 9-11. 9-11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!! :("

"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."

"What do you call a Mexican Girl with no legs? *cunts*-*way*-*low*"