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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to subtly spread my brownie crums across your car because I silently resent you for changing the song."

"Why are fish only happy inside? They have in-door fins"

"Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January 2nd February...!"

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? DAMN! My friend told me this the other day not sure where it came from but I laughed "

"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"

"A shirt so loud, you have to wear ear plugs when you put it on."

"""Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"" ""Underneath my buckin hat!"""

"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!"

"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breath through something so small?"""