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Joke of the Day

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"" .... So he stabs her & nicks her purse."

"How are Jews and children similar? They both don't like to take showers."

"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"

"When do you ground an astronaut? When they're astronauty."

"How do Muslims like their food served? Allah Carte"

"What's E.T. short for? His legs are small."

"What should I say? Someone just said I'm in denial But I'm not"

"What do you plant ... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it? Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees."

"I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China."

"I drank so much wine last night when i walked across the dance floor to get another glass, i won the dance competition."