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Joke of the Day

"Buddy: her boyfriend was killed? Me: Yeah, she said he was hung like a horse but I'm like, who even kills horses like that?"

"Cow joke. Maybe sex for a cow aint great since the bull dick is jerky."

"Runs away from you... Looks back to laugh at you... Runs into pole."

"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."

"I went for a meal at my local Chinese restaurant ""Mysterious Ways"" yesterday... ...I don't even like Chinese food but I thought I'd check it out because people keep telling me that God works there."

"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."

"Wanted to tweet ""I'm hella tired"" but my phone keeps autocorrecting ""hella"" to ""REALLY? HELLA? YOU ARE A GROWN-ASS LADY, KNOCK IT OFF."""

"A horse walks into a bar.... The barman says. , ""why the long face?"""

"Thought my Siamese twin was giving me the cold shoulder. Turns out he was dead."

"Saw a black guy with seven fingers today! Turns out he was eating a kitkat....."