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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar.... The barman says. , ""why the long face?"""
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"Two bloody tampons pass you in the street. Which one says hello first? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts."
"The minute I even contemplate wearing a white shirt, 11 jars of salsa fall from the sky and spill on it and then it catches on fire"
"How did the New Orlean Pelicans get their name? They should've gone with the Hurricanes."
"Police called me at work! The officer said a burglar broke into my house and drank all my beer, then raped my wife. I said, ""WHAT?????!!!!! He fucked my wife after only 5 beers???!!!"""
"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."
"I'm thinking of investing in cancer research... I hear it's a growth industry."
"What's pun plus pun? Poo"
"Wanna hear a joke about a pizza? Nm, it's too cheesy."
"Golf ball sized hail wouldn't be so destructive if we just made golf balls a lot smaller."