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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar.... The barman says. , ""why the long face?"""

"How about some snappy one-liners? Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it."

"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"

"Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: You're too young to smoke."

"THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM I'm out of beer."

"I don't have a problem with 5p carrier bags, I have a bag for life, ever since I got married last year. ^^"

"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."

"What do you call a group of homosexuals on rollerblades? A pack of Rolaids."

"Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric."

"Me: I was sober for 12 years AA Director: What happened ? Me: I turned 13...."