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Joke of the Day

"What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with? I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end."

"Knock Knock, Islam Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah who ackbar!!!! ***BOOM***"

"What instrument does the uterus play? The fallopian tuba."

"My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet."

"I like my sex like I like my tree forts No girls allowed"

"What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Tied up in a sack and thrown over the back of a Columbian mule."

"Did you hear about the guy from Parks & Rec who crashed his plane? It was comic Aziz."

"I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said ""it's me or your fishing."" Gee I miss her."

"Kidnapping Did you hear about the local kidnapping at the school? It's fine, he woke up."