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Joke of the Day

"What's ET short for? He's only got little legs"

"My favourite element is helium. I can't speak highly enough of it."

"Back when I was a kid there was no internet so people would sometimes have to walk for miles just to call me a cunt."

"Why was the monkey attracted to the paint? Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke."

"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""

"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"People who call themselves ""grammar Nazis"" deserve the worst possible sentence."

"Well it seems everyone's so up in arms about gun control these days."

"Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he's back in town and wants your number"

"How does a Jew make his coffee? Hebrews it."