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Joke of the Day
"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job"
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"Is this InkJet any good? Sure, we've sold it to royalty Princesses? Mate, it prints ALL the letters!"
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"What's the difference between a cunt and an asshole? According to the latest polls, about 4%."
"Kid 1: Hurt my elbow School Nurse: Here's an ice pack K2: *fever* SN: Ice pack K3: *diarrhea* SN: Ice pack K4: *decapitated* SN: Ice pack"
"Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is."
"Why did the man put his car in the oven? Because he wanted a hot rod."
"What's worse than ten babies in one trash can? One baby in ten trash cans."
"Why can't America play chess? They are missing 2 towers"
"I'm tired of the bad jokes, dad. Doubt you can hear me anyway. I'm pullin' the plug. ""...hi pullin' the plug, I'm da-"" *pulls the plug*"