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Joke of the Day

"Lately I've found my job, building kitchen work surfaces, to be counter productive."

"The best kiss of my life was with a vacuum cleaner... ... it took my breath away."

"KILLER PJ for Indians! James Bond was travelling in an Autorickshaw Driver - Rs.7.50 hue Sahab .. Bond - Yeh lo 5 rupaye .. Driver - Lekin baki ke 2.50 ?! Bond - "" DHAI ANOTHER DAY "" :D :D"

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wa-TA"

"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."

"My Nephew's pet chicken died. I couldn't help asking if the funeral will be fried or roasted."

"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"

"I am woman hear me ROAAAoh is that chocolate?"

"What did the traffic light say to the car? Don't look, i'm changing."

"When I was young I used to poke holes in my parent's condoms so that there could be someone else to do the dishes."