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Joke of the Day

"I had a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, and it steel wooden whistle. But then I bought a tin whistle, and now I tin whistle!"

"What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black? A glimmer of hope"

"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"

"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"

"Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? He wasn't ready for a Kermitment."

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iran? Because there's a JC Penny at every corner."

"What's the difference between new cops and old cops? New Cops: Belly with abs. Old Cops: Belly with Fats."

"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight."

"Unlimited data is better than unlimited drama, and that's why I love my phone."