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Joke of the Day
"Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy? He wasn't ready for a Kermitment."
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"A fun prank to pull on a neighbor is to introduce a species of invasive grass into his lawn."
"What's E.T. short for? His legs are small."
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"I'm actually really happy with Trump's presidency so far. He's had the nuclear codes for a couple of days now and hasn't tweeted them yet."
"What did King Arthur have for breakfast? Eggcalibur."
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