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Joke of the Day
"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight."
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"The wife of my friend is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty he's not my friend."
"*Approaches girl at bar* Brain: Say you like her eyes. No, hair. Actually, go for eyes! Me: You have lovely hairy eyes Brain: My bad."
"I just taught the dance floor a fucking lesson."
"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."
"I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet."
"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."
"what did the fish say to the jelous fish? ur jellyfish"
"""As one door closes, another one opens,"" he said. ""That's all well and good,"" I said, ""But until you fix it, I'm not buying the car."""
"I fell off a 40 foot ladder Luckily it was the first step"