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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon? An astronaut you racist.."
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"I know it's normal to be naked in front of your doctor, but I still get really self-conscious every time I go to the optometrist"
"During my last prostate exam I asked my doctor to stick in another finger. Because I wanted a second opinion."
"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."
"What is Donald Trump's favorite Counter Strike map? de_port"
"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"
"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"
"Sorry I can't go out. I forgot to charge my phone halfway though the day."
"What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore? Row v. Wade"
"What is a Cannibal? Someone who is fed up with people."