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Joke of the Day
"Y'know the trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does."
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"Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election... People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!"
"Home is the place where you can scratch your butt and balls exactly where it's itching"
"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"
"""Every family on 2013 had 'quite the year'."" - study conducted using Christmas newsletters"
"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."
"What vegetable was on the badge in the cab? A CABBAGE!"
"So, you don't like hypothermia? All the cool kids are getting it."
"Guy comes home from work and catches his mate shagging his wife so he stabs him to death. His missus says, ""fucking carry on like that, you wont have any mates left""."
"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."