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Joke of the Day

"There's a high proportion of people with ASD in scientific fields. Autism causes vaccines."

"A black guy walks into a bar. Don't worry he's still in his cell."

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"Yesterday 9 asked what's the meaning of life and 6 punched him, but that was yesterday when I was on acid. Numbers don't usually talk to me."

"Life is like a penis [dirty] Life is like penis...... Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely.... Then a woman make it hard"

"Baby, I hope you are an ISO file cuz I wanna mount you."

"My daughter always said she wanted to see her name up in lights... You should've seen the smile on her face when she turned to look at me and say: ""Daddy, what's an 'Amber Alert'?"""

"How do you cut a Emo sandwich? Trick question, it cuts itself."

"""Hey, wanna get hunted down by humans?"" ""Sure, I'm game."""

"One and only ""Damn, i would like to get down your skirt"", the horny boy said to the pretty girl. The pretty girl replies: ""why? There's already one ashole there"""