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Joke of the Day
"My friends are like the square root of -1 They're imaginary."
Next Joke
"A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, ""This dog tells me you're on drugs."" ""I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs"""
"The average person has sex 89 times a year It's gunna be one hell of a week for me."
"test :notes:"
"""HIV"" is trending above ""Grammys"" because AIDS is better than the ""music"" that was nominated."
"Watching cartoons with my son is awesome except for all the commercials & now his Christmas list has 26,724 things on it. Shit."
"I started a business selling landmines that resemble prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof."
"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""
"I dropped my soap in the shower. On purpose. Nothing happened. You guys are full of it."
"My love life."