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Joke of the Day
"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."
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"So an old-timer goes out for breakfast... And the young whippersnapper of a waiter asks ""What will you have, Sir?"" ""Bacon my day, sonny!"" [Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works]"
"If there is ever a corn army, I'll join it... ...and I'll be the colonel."
"Do you know why I only date black girls? Because I hate the awkwardness of meeting a girlfriend's dad"
"The easiest way to get over someone is with a steamroller."
"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"
"""Sorbet"" is a French word that means, ""I wish it was ice cream."""
"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."
"My physicist gf told me she loves me to the moon and back .... I don't know if she was referring to the Distance or Displacement."
"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."