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Joke of the Day
"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."
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"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."
"Why have the French lost the war? They have to eat a dessert after each meal."
"Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.'"
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"Irritating An irritating friend took a drink from my wife's beer and said, ""Ha,Ha, this is one step from kissing your wife!"" ""Yes it is,"" I replied, ""and two steps from sucking my dick."""
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"If I'm introduced to a proctologist at a party ... ... do I shake his hand?"