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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a salad wrap? By adding some beets"

"ME: *staring into my lover's eyes in the midst of a warm embrace* HER: What are you thinking? ME: *caressing her cheek* I forgot your name."

"Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief."

"I watched an entire movie with my daughter without checking Twitter once. I got this addiction beat. Now how do I stop the twitching?"

"I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."

"I feel like whoever named it a ""magic marker"" was really overselling their product expectation-wise."

"How does an Irishman's future look like? Very blight."

"How do you find a girl with no legs? Follow the slime trail."

"W.I.F.E Will Investigate & Find out Everything"

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? Give me a few minutes to get hard, I just got laid."