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Joke of the Day

"If I'm introduced to a proctologist at a party ... ... do I shake his hand?"

"Who's the worst villain in more games than any other? EA"

"Accidentally deleted an invitation to join LinkedIn from a friend. I doubt I'll ever get an opportunity like that again."

"I was in the pharmacy today... A man approached me offering either a blue pill or a red pill. I didn't know staying in false reality gave you a 24 hour erection."

"The difference between being erotic and being kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather... ...but it's *kinky* if you use the whole chicken."

"How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat"

"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? -Makes a choking noise-"

"Some people don't like fracking But the alternative is boring!"

"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"