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Joke of the Day

"First Post Knock knock Who's there? Immigration, let's go."

"If you insist on telling me about your weekend, I suggest you do it in the bathroom, as it's the only place I'll give a shit."

"I just realized I can make 50 funny faces at my boss in less than 30 seconds while the elevator door closes. Anyway, got fired."

"Whats brown & sticky? A stick."

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"

"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."

"Of all the stupid things the church makes people believe, leading everyone to believe they can and should sing is the absolute worst."

"I got silver for cheating on my wife. I'm always medalling in affairs."

"What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch? (OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years."

"Where was Soloman's temple located? On the side of his head."