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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history."

"They developed a new type of cough syrup for Elephants with bad tusks. They call it, Robituskin'."

"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""

"One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment"

"The worst part of forgetting a woman's name... Is when you can't quite come up with it, but she's right on the tip of your tongue."

"What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night? ""It's Raining Men"""

"Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives? Crimea River"

"Want to know how copper wire was invented? Two jews fighting over a penny."