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Joke of the Day
"I wish I was your math homework Then I'd be hard and you'd do me on the desk."
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"Good News! Jesus is Coming! Bad News! He's bring terraforming equipment."
"I would give 10 to most jokes here On a pH scale, cause most of them are just Basic."
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