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Joke of the Day
"Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker? Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred."
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"Just asked my wife what she's ""burning up for dinner"" and it turned out to be all of my personal belongings."
"A woman walks into a bar... turns out, it was actually a kitchen."
"Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner? Mine's just gathering dust."
"Math problems for smartypants-s What is the square route of an EMU? A RADICAL EMU!!!!!!"
"What do you call a group of killer whales that play instruments? An Orca-stra"
"I'm reading the newspaper with a vengeance. This time it's personals."
"I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun"
"What is the most popular band in Japan? Fall Out Boy"
"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."