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Joke of the Day

"I don't have the faintest idea why I passed out Just a short pun"

"Not to brag but I have approximately 5000 compact discs I haven't listened to since 2003 that are preventing me from moving on with my life."

"I bought some dog scented cologne the other day... Now I get all the bitches."

"What do you get when you cross Ebola and Tourette Syndrome?"

"I asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat... She said it rang a bell but she didn't know if it was there or not."

"I saw a midget in a KKK outfit today I think he is a little racist."

"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""

"I once dated a girl with a parrot. The thing was crazy and never shut up! The parrot was cool though."

"I get so pissed off when the 'Dawson's Creek' theme song doesn't suddenly play in the background while I'm having a magical moment."

"Wanna hear a Bill Cosby joke? Drink this first."