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Joke of the Day
"Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident? This guy!!!"
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"What's the difference between pizza and your opinion? I asked for pizza."
"What's Irish and stays out all night? Patio Furniture"
"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"
"Why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely? Question: ""why can't anybody satisfy a woman completely?"" answer: ""because nobody has a dick made of gold, decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash"""
"Why did Adele cross the road To get to the other side"
"If your tweet says ""I'm at a bar getting drunk again"" with ""via web"" below it, what do you think are the chances I'm going to believe you?"
"My new Thai girlfriend said, ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one."
"My favorite thing about Germany the children are kinder"
"If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris' misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas and you will still die."