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Joke of the Day
"Who has one thumb and survived a band saw accident? This guy!!!"
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"What do you call a singing laptop? A dell"
"There's this blind man feeling his way down the street. He walks past a fish market, you know what I'm sayin'? He stops, takes a deep breath and says: ""Ooooo Good morning Ladies!"""
"Always marginalised and discriminated against in favour of their blue counterparts, it's about time we started treating them with the respect they deserve. Black Levi's Matter."
"What do wizards call unmagical African Americans? Niggles"
"Why was Piglet in the bathroom? He was looking for Pooh."
"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"
"They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry? He was just beside himself."
"How do you call a bucket list created by a 16 year old? A Fuck It list."
"This might be offensive, but what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash."