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Joke of the Day
"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."
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"Why do indegionous people dislike snow? Because it's white and settles on their land."
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"
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"why are terrorists so popular at parties? Because They're the bomb"
"*licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp"
"What is iron man without his suit? Stark naked."
"9 out of 10 doctors reccommend for children to drink water instead of soda that 1 doctor lives in flint michigan"