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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers? Cracka-lackin"
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"A farmer decided to sell all of his chickens to the highest bidder... It was poultry in auction"
"Somebody told me to stop singing ""Wonderwall."" I said maybe"
"I don't understand how a priest can be out of shape... They're always exorcising."
"I replied ""maybe"" to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey."
"Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend? She refused to swallow animal by-products."
"""I wish some random guy from India would DM me!"" -no girl, ever"
"A spider so big you politely ask it to leave the premises & then sheepishly accept its refusal with all the dignity of a French surrender."
"Why are redneck murders hard to solve? No dental records and the DNA is all the same."
"Is it racist that I only use chopsticks when eating Asian food? I'm never like, ""Time for pancakes! Where are my chopsticks?"""