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Joke of the Day
"I'd say he was spineless. Yes about as spineless as cooked spaghetti."
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"Apparently ""cheesecake & tacos"" wasn't the answer the interviewer was looking for when he asked me what my weaknesses are."
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"""Mickey Mouse, you want to divorce Minnie cause she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""
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"Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon but they left after a few minutes ? You see it had no atmosphere !"
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"[under heavy sniper fire] Platoon leader: where's that sniper fire coming from? Me [crying a fair bit]: a big gun with a telescope on it"