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Joke of the Day

"A duck walks in to an alternative medicine practicioners office. Points a wing at him and says with a frown: ""Quack!"""

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We both end up with sticky hands after using the web."

"I was on the street This guy waved to me, he came up to me and said "" I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else"" And I said ""I am"""

"""It's 3am and everyone is asleep. Must run into random rooms as fast as I can and jump on everything"" - cats"

"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"

"2 humorist were fixing a bomb in a car humorist 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. humorist 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more."

"It's not that the man didn't know how to juggle, He just didn't have the balls to do it."

"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"

"Marriage counselling because sometimes your spouse needs to hear from a professional that they're being an ass."

"What happens after Amy Chua? Amy Swallowa."