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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."
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"But baby, if you didn't want me climbing in your window, why'd you leave the ladder in the garage behind the workbench chained to the beam?"
"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"My son asked me why girls pee sitting down. He's too young to know about sex, so I told him they're just lazy."
"I asked my wife to pick up some French bread from the grocery store But ciabatta roll instead."
"I'm surprised Microsoft didn't resurrect Bing Crosby to counter Google's ad."
"Doctors who wear scrubs infuriate me. You put on a goddamn suit and tie or a ball gown before you handle me, you slob."
"A doctor walks into the room and says, "" I have good news and I have bad news"" *""What's the good news?""* ""***I*** don't have cancer"""
"Lesbian joke What do lesbians use for lubricant? Tartar sauce!"
"Translator: We changed the Bible verses forbidding happy marriage to say gay marriage. King James: Same thing, what could possibly go wrong?"