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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."
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"Shoutout to grandpa... That's the only way he can hear."
"Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them they are going to invade Iran."
"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."
"[after lover's spat] ME: Honey. Lamb chop. Sweetie cakes. HER: You're just naming foods. ME: Pumpkin. Muffin. HER: ... ME: Zucchini bread."
"You gotta hand it to short people. Because their arms can't reach."
"A duck walks into a drug store. He says ""Give me some chap stick."" The cashier asks ""Will that be cash or credit?"" The duck says ""Just put it on my bill."""
"What did the ship say to the sexy ice-berg? I'd hit that."
"A religious American just went on a killing spree with out killing anyone. Talk about a bad AIMish"
"How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house."