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Joke of the Day
"A cow fell off a truck in Russia They say he hadn't been Put in properly."
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"what was adam's nickname for eve? prime rib"
"A couple is lying in bed. The husband says, ""I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.""The wife replies,... ...""I'll miss you."""
"How do you kill a clown? DING DONG. Someone got the joke."
"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."
"Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan."
"id be so offended if a group of ppl just rolled through my room on safari rn as im lounging in bed and just pointed at me and took pictures"
"What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house? A poultrygeist"
"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9? Because Windows 8 9."
"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him what happened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""