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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9? Because Windows 8 9."
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"My all-time favorite one liner NSFW Why doesn't Osama bin Laden have sex with his five wives? Because every time he spreads their legs he sees Bush."
"My Favorite Joke :) What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? ... ""Its gonna take me awhile to hard 'cause I just got laid by a chicken!"""
"Why wasn't the man considered attractive? The laws of gravity didn't apply to him."
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."
"I saw a fight between a group of Gay guys.... Blows were exchanged."
"A cowboy walks up to an Indian(Native American) and ties the Indian's dick in a knot. The Indian says, ""how come?"""
"What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut."