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Joke of the Day

"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"

"Why were there balloons in the bathroom? There was a birthday potty."

"pirate jokes eh? How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced? a buccaneer"

"What do mice eat during the summer? Micecream"

"Me: ugh. The radio these days is full of bad news. Burglary over there, stabbing over here. Just turn it off please Arresting officer: no"

"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"

"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."

"Easily the best knock knock joke for a Dad. Dad: Say Knock knock Son: Knock Knock Dad: Whose there? Son:..."

"Pikachu used racist comments It's super offensive!"

"If a rabbit does not get any food for a week... ...he can swallow a whole python. If a rabbit does not get any food or sex for a week, the python will wish he were swallowed first."