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Joke of the Day
"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"
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"If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently."
"Make the little things count, teach midgets math"
"So apparently, all you can eat buffets do not include the waitresses..."
"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."
"If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?"
"I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug."
"What did the pig call a manuscript? A shoat story."
"I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest."
"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""