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Joke of the Day

"Why did the post office get sued? For Mail-Practice!!"

"Why do Hutus hate Dustin Hoffman? He impersonated a Tootsie."

"How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!"

"As it turns out, ""harder"" is a horrible safe word."

"I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. Honest, I only meant to rough him up a bit."

"If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln, America really would have gone South."

"Buy a boat, name it Relation. Now you can tell people that you have a relationship."

"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"

"Apparently White men can't jump! Yeah? well black men can't act!"

"Me: Give me some space, I'm feeling claustrophobic 8 whispers to 9: Leave Mom alone, she has to poop but she can't"