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Joke of the Day

"A Jewish kid.... asks his dad for ten dollars. His dad replies, ""Eight dollars? What do you need five dollars for?"""

"Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool"

"To the question What are you doing here?' 72% answered negative."

"What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer."

"absolutely despicable that gingerbread men are forced to live in houses made of their own flesh"

"A man asks a genie for a dick so long it touches the ground... So the genie pulls out a sword and cuts both the man's legs clean off."

"America healthcare system"

"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"

"My girlfriend accused me of cheating I told her she was starting to sound like my wife"

"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"