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Joke of the Day
"Need an ark? i Noah guy"
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"how do you get a toddled car repaired you get another one for you toddled car get it?? re-paired"
"What did the unskilled chef serve as a side dish? Mediokra"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? I can't marmalade my dick up your ass."
"Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can't drive !"
"Why are bees the superior species? They have a built in suicide switch."
"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"
"Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a ""voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear""."
"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse, is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better!"
"Never knew why pajama tops had pockets on them, but I just filled mine up with cookies to bring back to bed and now it makes complete sense."