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"Need an ark? i Noah guy"
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"What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail? Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef"
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar. They were followed by batman."
"Why is crack a ""Rock""? Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz."
"There are some things Black people can't really say... Like, ""Skinny Macchiato"" Or, ""Too-da-loo"" And, ""Thank you for your help, Officer."""
"How Stella Got Her Goat Back #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithGoat"
"An authoritarian was caught speeding the other day. When asked why he was going so fast he said he, ""put his foot down."""
"My 4 year old loves wrestling with the family. He's Hulk Hogan, I'm The Rock and our 1 year old is the folding chair."
"Created a Kickstarter for my movie. Hoping to raise enough for a popcorn and soda too."