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Joke of the Day

"Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... Dozen Tit?"

"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."

"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."

"What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry? [removed]"

"It's weird how after they couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together the King's men were like ""Let's give the horses a shot at it"""

"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Montreal? Smoked Meat Every Day."

"What do you called a piano someone pissed in? A peeano."

"""They're like a sponge at this age"" I say to the parents of the baby I'm using to scrub dishes with."

"Once you go black... Single mother for life."

"Somebody finally complimented me on my parking today! I got a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine""."