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"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Say the drinks are on the house"
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"Fun way to prank Jesus is to invite him snorkeling haha he'd be stuck on top walking on the water while ur underneath having all the fun"
"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."
"What cheese is not yours? Not your cheese...."
"I used to talk to my cat, but I stopped, because my dog told me I was crazy."
"What Do People Have In Common With Jellybeans? Nobody likes the black ones."
"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."
"A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replies the murderer. ""Can you please hold my hand?"""
"Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels.."
"I put a tiny bow tie on a ladybug so you could tell he was a male. It looks adorable except for he's dead now."