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Joke of the Day

"Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels.."

"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."

"20 blondes are standing outside a bar. On the other side of the street another blond is walking by; ""Hey, come over here. You have to be 21 to enter"""

"girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at"

"Last year, I had an Easter egg But it dyed."

"If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like ""get out of my Vulcan face"" and ""are you Vulcan kidding me?"""

"Why was the man with size four shoes turned away from Mount Everest? Because climbing Mount Everest is no small feat"

"Is the dog ending in Silent Hill 2 an easter egg? Or is it actually canine in the storyline?"

"Customs officials in Europe recently seized a shipment of cocaine that was addressed to the Vatican. Which can only mean that Toronto Mayor Rob Ford just received a giant box of communion wafers."

"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"